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Would you rather receive $2 for every French fry you eat per day or $1 for every push-up you do a day? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Very health focused. And I know how I can make more money...

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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The long term trick is find who sells fried with the most short broken pieces, then buy multiple and sort out the long ones to give/throw away.

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or make your own fries out of those tiny red potato's.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now we've got a philosophical debate about the minimum dimensions for fried potatoes to constitute a fry on our hands!

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

A hashbrown is just a matrix of tiny interwoven fries.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Just go to Steak n Shake for those skinny fries.