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[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 149 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Mr Bruce hears the same joke at least every week, so it isnt funny to him anymore. Everyone else either didnt get it or rolled their eyes.

source: haver of a memey name. been through this countless times.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

It's especially fun if your name is similar to a comic character that you don't care for

Source: have a name that's similar to an anti-villain

Edit: y'all are cracking me up!

[–] Soulg@ani.social 20 points 2 months ago

Ahh, William wadeson

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Brock edwards, is that you?

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

My condolences, Phony Stark.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yuan Fang?

(He is just plain evil and selfish but edgy highschoolers call him anti-hero so...)

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anti-villain? So ... Like a .. hero?

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

Anti-Villains are somewhat the opposite of Anti-Heroes. While the Anti-Hero often fights on the side of good, but with questionable or selfish motives and methods; the Anti-Villain plays a villain's game, but for a noble cause, or with respectable qualities, in a way that the audience or other characters can sympathize with. They may be more noble or heroic than an Anti-Hero, but the means to achieve their ends are often considered exploitative, immoral, unjust, or just evil.

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Anti-Villains

So characters like Magneto or Poison Ivy

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is your real name biggs hoson?

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I say this ALL the time and no one has ever gotten it.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it, could you explain?

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a line from The Fifth Element where Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) is asked if he classifies as "human".

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

google it. Look at the first picture with subtitles. Then watch the movie.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I still don't get it. I googled Higgs boson. I fear your joke might be bad.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Meat Popsicle... Is your real name Beef Cane, Pork Rod, Tender Lollipop, Nugget Rattan or Jerky Pole?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

missed chance to prepare actually funny comebacks, like "this isn't how this works, bizzarro" etc

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I have a meme last name… then a commercial made a meme out of my first name…

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a name which is jokable. You hear a lot of boring uninspired jokes, which gets old.

I dunno, this one sounds silly and fun, and I don't think everyone and their dog would have told it.

Surely the good ones are still funny, no?

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Not for me. But Im old and cynical. I had a 25 year career during which I attended thousands and thousands of meetings with strangers.