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[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would absolutely love to see you and any three of your friends try it. You really have no idea how many DECADES of undirected rage my EDS has heaped on me and I have been absolutely SALIVATING for a chance to express it legally.

I have to be so fucking CAREFUL whenever I go out, to keep calm, to not think about things that anger me because I don't want to do something stupidly regrettable and ruin my life over it.

The MOMENT some clueless idiot lays their hands on me I am going to absolutely break them and will enjoy every moment of it.

Don't EVER fuck with someone who medically enjoys hurting people.