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The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the "reply" as you open the door.
It's the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers' eyes.
You could definitely automate this with voice commands in Home Assistant
Alexa play happy family sounds... :(
Ideally you wanna hire actors for that.
This guy with hiring money...
Just invite some homeless people into your home and offer them free pizza for their service.
What could go wrong?
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