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You have the right, but will you have the ability when the water starts to pour?
You mean the water we polluted with industrial waste.?? That water? Or the metaphorical water that they will use to waterboard us with to force fake confessions??
No they mean my sweet golden nectar. Open up for the pee pee train.
Ain't no way this was written whilst sober
Jokes on them, I sweat so much I basically waterboard myself every time I do yardwork with a mask on.