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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

America would never do this. You don't have any rights here. We have the right to remain silent and thats about it

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You have the right, but will you have the ability when the water starts to pour?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean the water we polluted with industrial waste.?? That water? Or the metaphorical water that they will use to waterboard us with to force fake confessions??

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No they mean my sweet golden nectar. Open up for the pee pee train.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Ain't no way this was written whilst sober

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Jokes on them, I sweat so much I basically waterboard myself every time I do yardwork with a mask on.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

You have the right to die and stay poor

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Land Of The Free(TM)