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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hard tack is absolutely not crackers, lol. You will chip a tooth trying to bite into it. Best to soak in your coffee first to soften up.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Best improvised weapon available. Nobody expects a hard tack to the head

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

They really are like bricks.