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2 hours later, anon vomits up poopy water.
why did you comment this
Cause South park taught us that's how it works.
You made a conscious choice to post this comment.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I wear glasses, so I also paid to read it more clearly. Arguably a fraction of what you paid, but the principle remains.
Glasses require replacements, I'm actually curious now whether I've paid more than LASIK over my lifetime...
My LASIK (SMARTSurface, but similar enough) cost 1000 euros and my glasses used to cost 350 and I would replace them every three years. My procedure should pay off in 9 years and I am 4 years on the way there.
after that, anon's insides will be cleaner than the outside (4channers don't shower)