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[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

its not an extra step. 9/10 trips were short trips in a neighborhood, and saved the step of putting on the seatbelt. 1/10 trips on highway with an additional step. saved me 9/10 steps.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But putting on your seatbelt should be just as automatic as using your blinkers... right?

...right?

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You would assume, I question if this guy can wipe their ass to an acceptable level also tbh

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 20 hours ago

i have a bidet

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Ah, I see. So you just permanently keep your seatbelt cheater thingy clipped in. What do you do with the like... 6 seconds you get back by doing that over those 10 drives?