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I don't understand why you'd put the burden of that extra step on yourself rather than just wearing your seatbelt
It’s a simple explanation, really, they’re fucking daft.
its not an extra step. 9/10 trips were short trips in a neighborhood, and saved the step of putting on the seatbelt. 1/10 trips on highway with an additional step. saved me 9/10 steps.
But putting on your seatbelt should be just as automatic as using your blinkers... right?
...right?
You would assume, I question if this guy can wipe their ass to an acceptable level also tbh
i have a bidet
Ah, I see. So you just permanently keep your seatbelt cheater thingy clipped in. What do you do with the like... 6 seconds you get back by doing that over those 10 drives?