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Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files' (www.standard.co.uk)

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‘For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough,’ the actor shared on X

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[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Heather Unruh

This one was actually hilarious.

They stated that her son was texting his girlfriend while Spacey was "doing the deed". When asked to admit the phone as evidence, they said that they "lost the phone".

It magically resurfaced a couple of months later, but... without the text messages. Unruh admitted that she deleted "some texts".

The only thing that's bleak about this story is how the public hung a guy who seems to be only guilty of giving off weird vibes.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ive always said that everyone gives Leo a hard time about dating young models and other rich celebrities who try to fuck people who are lets be charitable and say "Age inappropriate" (not everyone walks around Hollywood parties with a sign around their neck that says 14yo) that if the rest of us had fame, millions of dollars, movie star charisma and young attractive people trying to fuck us can we absolutely 100% say we wouldnt act any better?