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submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I'm convinced that Jira is difficult on purpose to sell more consultancy and gold partnerships and trainers

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

[–] DragonSidedD@monero.town 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's

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