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Anon gets philosophical (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

This is kind of what I was thinking. In order for a situation like this to ACTUALLY happen, there is a complete, flat 0% chance that an attractive woman will be involved in any part of this unless you're doing some kind of roleplay thing with your partner in the bedroom. So by default its going to be Bill Cosby's dog or some shit.