this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...exploded like an infected haemorrhoid.

There's a visual that's sure to help me keep to my diet...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well, texturewise, imagine it like biting & bursting a cherry tomato in your mouth ...

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Might explain why I don't like tomatoes. I may have to re-examine liking all the things made from them, however...