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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

they get paid absolute dick

Maybe op just values (absolute) dick way higher than you do!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

/s
(So only the bottom 10% get paid about the national median income, 90% are above that. That's about how much one would pay a "public-"private militia to get. But it's not even a new organisation, so ofc they are paid OK-ish. And their funding just exploded like an infected haemorrhoid.)

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...exploded like an infected haemorrhoid.

There's a visual that's sure to help me keep to my diet...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well, texturewise, imagine it like biting & bursting a cherry tomato in your mouth ...

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Might explain why I don't like tomatoes. I may have to re-examine liking all the things made from them, however...