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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Don't kink shame.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

and not a rabid pig

But that's the best part!