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I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.
50/50 odds it's a bear.
Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.
And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.