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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

This reminds me of this scene from Tommy Boy

tl;dw - Tommy Boy is trying to sell auto parts to save his family's business. He gets all stressed out in sales meetings but is able to talk a surly waitress into getting him some chicken wings because the chicken wings don't matter.

So the next time you're talking to a cute lady just remember: Chicken wings.