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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have a theory that most people's favorite food is actually onion. We like them sweet, spicy, pickled, and in breakfast omelettes, lunch sandwiches, and alongside dinner proteins. There isn't much that isn't improved or at least complemented by an onion.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In my mind its not cooking unless it involves cutting an onion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Old Ukrainian recipe: fry garlic and onions in a pan with butter, then decide what to have for dinner

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But just raw dogging onion sounds like hell.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

College friend of mine used to eat 'em like apples. Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a kid when I saw the movie Holes, I was so tempted to start eating onions like apples, like they do in that scene at the oasis. I also went home after the movie and dug a big hole in the backyard because I was a fucking weird ass. Still am. Never ate an onion like that, but damn they made em look tasty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Had the same experience. I thought that'd taste really sour but assumed they were focused on the water content and ignored the flavor. Such a good movie, need to get some sploosh.