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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 70 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the other typo makes it really hard to figure out whether "mophine" should have a [sic] on it...

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does that system work, what is his pad?

Here it seems to be entirely digital, I don't need anything and just walk into a pharmacy and tell them my name to pick it up, they usually ask for address to confirm but I think it's just any 2 bits of personal info.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In the US, many states require controls (narcotics) be written on paper prescriptions. If they do allow digital prescriptions of controls, there's often a lot more hassle involved with getting approved to do it.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Because a letterhead on an odd sized piece of paper is so much harder to fake than a login over an encrypted connection

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Well it wasn't signed with doctors handwriting pgp, so it was sus

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to the snopes article that someone else linked in this thread, mofine is spelled incorrectly on purpose. This is a make believe story with overt racist undertones; the "r" sound in morphine has been dropped to imply that the rx thief is a black person.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 year ago

wow that's worse than i thought.

not if you're a native english speaker from the usa, it's pretty cut and dry that she typed an extra L