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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It is even dumber and more malicious than it sounds.

It's like the Republican Party got taken over by incompetent James Bond villains. However, despite what's portrayed in Live and Let Die, alligators don't normally prey on humans.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

as an inlooking european I gotta say, the republican party always seemed very whack to me, ngl. But then again I would have voted for Bernie, so I am a incorrigable ~~democratic socialist~~ scary communist

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

But alligators with frickin lasers on their head…

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but are they Jewish space lasers on their heads?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

Well, they’re Jewish alligators.