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Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.
Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky's the limit and everything, and that's what you settle on?
Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that'd be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I'm not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but... I'm just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that's like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we're being honest.
Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power
Shhh, you're frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don't overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.
Yeah I'm really quivering over here