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office work skills
The most important office skill was taught by George Costanza: look angry and people will think you're busy working hard.
I found out at a previous position that the best way to get my work done was to be short with people. In that case they wouldn't bother me, and I had more time to do my work.
Let's not advertise this fascists' work anymore
I found out at a previous position that the best way to ~~get my work done~~ masturbate in the mail room was to be short with people. In that case they wouldn't bother me, and I had more time to ~~do my work~~ masturbate in the mail room.
Your comment does not really fit in with all the rest around here, and I'd gladly watch you figure it out
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Unfortunately, looking angry makes us more stressed over time. Still, worth it if I don't have to talk to anyone
Sounds like a good stand up comedy bit