this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Your mom is a social construct.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Fuckin’ gottem.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Haha, I'm just picturing a dad saying, "so is your mom and I fucked the shit out of her. Now go put on your socks."

Edit: stupid autocorrect. stupid me for not noticing.