this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
1123 points (99.7% liked)

Microblog Memes

8496 readers
2887 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
ReadyUser31@lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world
needanke@feddit.org
1123
Sell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
110 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 147 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Consulting services are vital because they improving corporate synergy by utilizing market solutions and relocating potential where it is needed most.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t forget that they also leverage institutional assets to extract value using best practices!

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We'll circle back to that.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I talk to you offline?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago

Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I know it's a joke, but executive and analyst are oxymorons in the corporate world.