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For these "security questions" I always make a nonsense answer and record it in my password manager.
Q: "Name of your first love"
A: pizza
You say nonsense, but only give a sensible example
Thank you.
He was too ashamed to give his actual answer "pineapple pizza"
Same here.
Q: What's your mom's maiden name?
A: She died in a horrific fire last year
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That's dark, I like.
Yep I use the same fake DOB each time