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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's the success rate? Oh yeah, over 95%. Get outta here

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel this in my bones...

...unlike the Muton who just Neo'd his way through 4 overwatches.

[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

meaning around 1 in 20 people who do it end up facing consequences? that sounds like quite a lot actually, at least when its about longterm health.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A little less so when the main consequence 1/20 people face is something like dry eyes.

You've clearly never dealt with dry eyes.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Or halos, which are just a little annoying

5% is way too high of a chance of getting permanent chronic dry eyes.

Go look at horror stories on the dry eyes subreddit and take note of the people considering a permanent solution.