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So I thought "CRANKING THEIR HOG" was a euphemism for masturbating but now I am having doubts.
I’ve received a few replies with “cranking their hog” is that a reference to something? Is it from a movie or what?
I think it means masturbating and increasing the revolutions of a motorcycle.
Two things - cranking one's hog as a euphemism, and cranking one's literal sick ass chopper - can be true at the same time.
The slippage is part of the fun :)
Yay, masturbation! I'm not sure how helicopters enter into it.
Think something more like this bad mf'er:
Ooh, pretty! You can call that a chopper? TIL, thank you!