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Being a Stay-at-Home Mom Makes Me So Horny All I Can Think About Is Getting Pregnant Enough Times to Earn a Medal (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

"Home" being the operative word there, yep. The elusive gremlin throughout the embedded theme is cloaked in "stay-at-home", etc., but it's intrinsically more like "stay-alive". Hence, "getting pregnant", etc. has more to do with "do I/we have spare resources (eg. time, patience, mental/emotional fortitude, hope, financial security, etc.) to succeed at that plan/accident" than the stated phrase declares, NGL. 🥲🤢