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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 111 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I think the same people who run stackoverflow must run a ton of subs on reddit.

"Your post was removed because it uses "the" too much and doesn't contain enough w's and because the moon is in Pisces and it's Saturday. If you think this was done in error please message the moderators."

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

messages moderator about it, banned from subreddit for no reason given. Or at least that is how i imagine how it would go

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] bampop@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's hilarious. I do hope it gets evaluated at run time. That way you could have a program that works most of the time but if some rare circumstance caused it to execute commands in a sequence where the correct level of politeness was not maintained it would get the hump and crash

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

LOL wow, I never even heard of INTERCAL. Does it have IF THEN MAYBE?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It does have ABSTAIN and COME FROM, for example. It doesn't have IF, of course. That would be silly.