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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 58 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

A Yukon hairdryer.

A Baltimore oilcan.

A Moscow boot lace.

A Nairobi ice cream cone.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A Saskatchewan can opener

The ol' Miami snowshoe

I think you're on to something...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

The Albuquerque Track Shovel

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

A Moscow boot lace.

Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I did the both commnet before I saw yours.

The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Latter but while naked so first as well.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

In my country, we call that Wednesday.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs

And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Pfui!

That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 5 points 9 months ago

Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

San Diego thank you

or a crap cocktail.