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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine his partner is in labour for hours. He gets impatient and just grabs a baby from the nursery and brings it to her with that smile. Like I’m hundred percent sure that if he does this regularly he has grabbed plates that were meant for other tables.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

He gets impatient and just grabs a baby from the nursery

You don't want to know how often that really happened!

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 day ago

Yes I'm sure this guy has trouble remembering the face of their waiter and talking to people, he just goes and grabs shit randomly. Spot on deduction, Watson!