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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

god i want a fucking pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

Been stuck in my head ever since my stupid A&W post earlier

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

nice, send me your address and I'll send you the pizza

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Plus if you let us know where your hide-a-key is, we’ll bring the pizza in for you

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If only my many, many, many layers of anxiety and paranoia and trauma stemming from past relationships/experiences would allow for that...

Alas I dream of the 'za. I weep for the 'za. I sob for the 'za. I shan't have the 'za. 'za too expensive.

C'est la vie

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I can't trust myself, dude. I made a Kofi ages ago and put it in my profile. Almost had a stroke

Edit: This was not a prompt to send me money. I will just refund it. As much as I want pizza, I don't want it to be at the cost of someone else. Go send it to a food bank or something. They need it.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Say no more, sent some cash for pizza, thanks for !tenforward@lemmy.world lol

Love long and prosper 🖖

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No, that's not what I meant when saying that dammit! You live long and prosper right back as I refund this immediately.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't. Don't worry about it. I appreciate it though <3 sorry

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not playing the game right. You're losing the game!!!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The story of my entire life.

I just don't want someone wasting money on me.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Eh, debatable. I just post memes. Peoples money is better spent elsewhere.