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[โ€“] x00z@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] victorz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bastion@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Automatically ~~increases~~ decreases/escalates defcon once every 24h in which no texts are exchanged, unless you hit "snooze".

[โ€“] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Defcon 1 is white? I'd expect it to be red.