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[–] [email protected] 44 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

This makes me more suspicious that the whole fucking thing was staged

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

I doubt it as many people hate Trump and want him to die. He definitely leaned into the whole victim thing but I'm sure the attempt was real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Like the fact that SS knew about the shooter way before he even set up his rifle? Or the lack of investigation into the guy? I mean they went on and on and on about hunters laptop but an actual attempt on Trump's life? Never mentioned before this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

"lack of investigation" is fairly normal when the person is dead. Anyways, it's really, really, really obvious the Secret Service decided to let the kid take his shot before they killed him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

If it were staged, why would they pick a Republican to be the fall guy, instead of a woke Marxist?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I mean, the Marxist wouldn't try to miss.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Republicans are easy to trick and are way more violent.