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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Tesla probably skipped half that, the die stamp machine is from a dumpster in Detroit, and employees are expected to shit at a Starbucks during their break.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, there's certainly not anything on that machine with a tolerance higher than 0.005