this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
510 points (99.0% liked)

iiiiiiitttttttttttt

780 readers
4 users here now

you know the computer thing is it plugged in?

A community for memes and posts about tech and IT related rage.

founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You can rearrange the letters to spell "AX PP NOW"

Is Microsoft pushing the woke agenda??? I'm making posters for the homeschooling convention

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As a pp haver, I am concerned. Pray tell, is there more information about this secret woke agender?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bonnjour. We are the woke agenders. Lower your pants and surrender your pp. We will add your biological and technological (smartphone) distinctiveness to our own. Your gender will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's worse than I thought. :/

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We even have spelling mistakes! Naughty us…

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Wrong PP, they meant the Canadian conservative leader, who got voted out of his own riding so kicked a dude out of of their Albertan seat so he could stay in power (the guy he booted had 84% of the local votes, literally the safest conservative seat in the country).

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You left out [S]kype and [T]eams. That doesn't count!

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

For good reason.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

AX PP NOW, Taylor Swift!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Oh that's perfect IMO! :)

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Skype doesn't count.