this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Sloppy job on mobile, but here:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It's perfect! Pope-tato masher is amazing lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I really want a flanged mace

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

the title on the weapon alone deserves its own post. top tier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The morningstar is such a nice sounding name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I'm a big fan of the flanged mace. It's a low skill melee weapon that's great for popping zombie heads. Make sure to use a shield and wear a splatter guard. You don't want to get that gunk in your face. I'm also very partial to the bar mace.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I feel like some of those are not blunt weapons, still, quaterstaff!!