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Title text:

Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition.

Transcript:

[An arrow pointing to the right and a trapezoid are labeled as 'Unstoppable Force' and 'Immovable Object' respectively.]
[The arrow is shown as entering the trapezoid from the left and the part of it in said trapezoid is coloured gray.]
[The arrow is shown as leaving the trapezoid to the right and is coloured black.]
[Caption below the panel:] I don't see why people find this scenario to be tricky.

Source: https://xkcd.com/3084/

explainxkcd for #3084

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Maybe the universe will crash due to division by zero, floating-point error, integer overflow and segmentation fault, all of them occurring simultaneously. The objects will experience infinite velocity and infinite forces, there will be rounding errors, the system will run out of RAM and storage space. The universal CPU will max out all threads, and run out of cooling capacity. The hardware catches fire, the entire universe immediately collapses into a singularity, resulting in a new big bang as the system reboots. Oh, and the log files are corrupted, so good luck troubleshooting that one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A popup will appear asking you to buy the "Extended Physics" DLC

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First billion years free. After that it’s 17.99 per millennia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What currency?

I doubt the universe accepts Euro or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It's just 17.99. Take it or leave it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's actually how black holes are made