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Alternately, take an Uber so you can leave when you want and drink as much as you need.
That’s true and probably more practical. A few glasses of wine always helps xD
"oh my, I think I've had too much to drink and need to head out. Thanks for the visit, family"
"You...just got here. You're still wearing your coat and the door is still swinging open as we speak from where you opened it."
Or if you live in a civilised country, just take public transport.