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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you a shrimp?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shrimpies have (up to) two (usually compound) eyes.

The implied joke I was making was the beholder of the d&d fame.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the beholder from d&d fame.

Holy crap! That thing is ugly.!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Watch out who you are calling ugly!
(but yes)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ok the catgirl version, you got me there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think you'll find that (the) beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

As long as your eye is not poked out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The only beauty in the (main) eye of a beholder is an anti-magic ray.