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You are all peasants now. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee to c/crumbgrabber@lemm.ee

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 116 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Listen, strange women wadin' in ponds 'n'discoverin' swords's no basis for a system of government!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Be quiet!

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Help! Help! I’m being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 10 months ago

Bloody peasant!

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No offence, but it might be better than the situation we have

Also - what kind of swallow are you referring to?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

This one's a crossbreed but based on it's coconut carrying abilities it seems to best resemble what one might expect from an African swallow.