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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just fill your burner phone with dick picks. If Mr Fascist border guard wants to search it he'll have to wade thru mountains of cocks and balls and gaping assholes. Though the gaping assholes won't phase him - he sees one every time he passes a mirror.