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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Well obviously that's wrong, everyone who took catholic theology studies in college knows it should either be monster or white claw /j

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

you fucking perv! GTFO

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Pedialyte is much more respectful in the lord's house. This is clear.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They've got a clear version. It's excellent when paired with chemotherapy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Busch Light is an acceptable substitute

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I don't think you really understand how you spell Rohypnol.