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North Ogden police DUI training turned into 'drunken party,' newly obtained letter says (www.ksl.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Everything about that sounds terrible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

My roommate was one of those dumbasses.

It WAS terrible he ended up in the hospital. Not even as a "let's make sure you're alright" kind of thing, he got saved there.

He learned his lesson though so there's that.

His "friends" didn't, but that whole "I was dying and it was your fault and you all were too drunk to help me" kinda ruined the friendship, too, so I don't have to deal with them anymore, either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

If I were to argue with you, it’s because that description doesn’t go far enough.