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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)

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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (19 children)

I think there's a scandal on the horizon for this guy.

lmao

when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC's Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: "The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv

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