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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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As Seen on TV Diner! (fedia.io)
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Ever seen a particularly delicious meal on TV then rushed to your local fast food taco stand or burger restaurant only to be completely disappointed in the final product?

Well not anymore! We’ll make you that delectable depiction at As Seen on TV diner!

Dorito shell taco stuffed to the brim with meet cheese lettuce and tomato? We got it! Fat stacked bigger mac snack! We got it! Crispy fries that fly from the sky! We got it! Well even slam a few ice cubes into your soft drink to produce that wonderful sticky wave. You want it real? At As seen on TV diner, we got it!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Many of the media food presentations are not safe to eat. How will you deliver the media "vision" in a food safe manner?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No need to sweat the small stuff. We just need the pitch deck now. We’ll suss out all of those boring details in print.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

AR helmet you wear while eating nutrient paste that makes it look like the perfect hamburger, and provides the right smells.