this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
379 points (99.2% liked)

Not The Onion

20550 readers
888 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm going to be a pedant, and point out it was an unsecured box, with a penguin in it, which knocked the controls.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Weird way to say the on-board computer is Linux based, but ok. Link to the CVE?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago

It was just shitty drivers.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

(CVE-2016-5195)

[–] Bernadette@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah but unsecured box doesn't generate clicks

[–] snuggledick@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but would the box have slipped without the penguin in it? We need more penguin box experiments I think.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Could this be a Schroedinger's penguin situation?