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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

So this is a list of responses given by AI when you correct it? My guess was "Things you will never hear from a client when you politely point out a logical inconsistency, an incorrect assumption, or a wild over/underestimation in their project plan." 'Cause in my experience the response you will get, 99% of the time, is "That won't happen."

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I thought it was "things a programmer says to a client (while rolling their eyes) after the client gives nonsensical feedback."