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Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’ (www.theguardian.com)

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White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Don't you have those watertanks that fill up and release the water when you press it in america?

There's no water pressure in my toilet, just gravity.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Yes, we do. We also have a moron for a president.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Gravity creates, that's what he means! We must require 40 story buildings with all their showers and toilets on the first floor. All kitchen sinks on the second floor. Reservoirs on the 40th floor.